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12) If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.
11) If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.
10)You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the
sack.
9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you
some.
6) It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're
someone else, because you are.
5) Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.
4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.
3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2) Less guilt the morning after.
1) YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD
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