"Nah, I don't think we need to go to the hospital."
"It's a dud! It's a dud! It's a du...".
"Don't touch the red button!"
It's fireproof.
What does this button do?
So, you're a cannibal.
Are you sure the power is off?
Pull the pin and count to what?
Which wire was I supposed to cut?
I wonder where the mother bear is.
I've seen this done on TV.
These are the good kind of mushrooms..
I'll hold it and you light the fuse.
Let it down slowly.
OK, I'll go ahead and make your day.
This doesn't taste right.
I can make this light before it changes.
I can do that with my eyes closed.
Look Ma! No hands!
Hey that's not a violin.
Don't be so superstitious.
Now watch this.
"A-four and a-three and a-two and a-one..." -- Lawrence Welk
"And now that I'm running my life support equipment through Windows 95, I'll never have to worry about-- beeeeeeeep..."
"I eat guys like you for breakfast!" -- Jeffrey Dahmer
"How's he gonna read that magazine rolled up like that?" -- insect
"No, dude, this stuff is completely natural and safe, man. That's why it's called 'herbal.'"
"How many freakin times do I have to say, 'In the form of a question', people?!?" -- Alex Trebek
"Took your parking space??? Well at least *I* didn't murder my wife and an innocent waiter!"
Don't worry, I'm sure it's dead by now.
Let's split up, we'll cover more ground.
I dunno, press the button and find out.
Hello, is anyone home?
Oops.
Don't worry, it's not contagious.
Alright, let's see, how do we work this thing?
Trust me, I know what I'm doing.
He can't hear us, he's miles away
I'll be right back.
I'm sure this isn't the poisonous kind.
Don't worry, we out number them.
Hey, what the hell??!
Hey, what's that beeping sound?
I'm sure it's just the wind.
Of course it's safe!
No, this tribe is peaceful!
No, I'm sure they cleaned out this mine field years ago.
Safety harness?
Wait, I thought he was with you!
Hey, what's this switch?
Don't move, you'll trip the sensors.
Yes, I'm single.
No, this cannot be, I am invincible!
So, you're sure this isn't loaded?
Calm down, of course I disarmed it!
What?? I never signed any organ donor papers!
Well, it can't get any worse!
C'mon! This CAN'T be the self-destruct button. If it was, they wouldn't leave it lying around like this where anyone could push it!
Don't worry, they'll never find us in here!
They can't hit us at this range!
All you have to do is connect these two wires.
There's only one way to find out..
Hey, when it comes to driving on snow and ice, I'm the best there is.
These pills are awfully small.. I'll take a few more to be sure they work.
Stupid safety labels..
No, no, these are safe, I've seen birds eat them all the time.
Watch, I'll prove it!
Blast off!
Speaking of lost, where are we?
Wheeeeeeeeee!
I know this great shortcut we can take.
Is that what I think it is?
What? Everyone knows the Titanic is unsinkable.
No, no, no, let me fix it!
Don't be silly, it isn't loaded.
I CAN FLY!
Trust me, I know what I'm doing.
Yes, the barrel of your shotgun is very clean.
What's in this dark cave?
"Oh, they're free? I'll take ten!" - Moses
"Hmm, Russia looks like a safe bet!" - Hitler
Bet you can't do this.
I can't believe no one has ever thought of this before.
"Oh, I'm sick of sitting round in the White House - fancy seeing a play?" -
Abraham Lincoln
Trust me, I'm on your side.
I swear I shut the door when I left.
That's funny, I remember seeing the same guy on Americas Most Wanted..
Lightning never hits the same spot twice.
We're home free.
That's odd!
Hey ya'll, watch this!
I do.
"Don't let it end like this.. tell them I said something." -- Poncho Villa
Whatcha gonna do now, tough guy?
Watch where you point that thing!
Wait; did that sign say electric fence?
No, silly, that's a dolphin fin!
Is that a real sword?
They did it in the Matrix...
Behind the wheel: zzzzzzzzzzz
What's that red dot on your forehead?