31 ThInGs GiRlS wAnT gUyS tO kNoW

31 ThInGs GiRlS wAnT gUyS tO kNoW

Guys read this!!

1. We want to be hugged all the time no matter what!
2. We want you to show us affection even when people you know are around.
3. If you piss us off, we WILL kick you there, so don't push it.
4. Don't take us for granted.
5. If you like us, make your move before someone else does.
6. Not to sound selfish, but we'd much rather YOU call US.
7. If you don't shave, don't expect us too...
8. Even though we're perfectly okay with it, don't tell us to kiss our friends to turn you on unless you're willing to do the same=*)
9. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
10. We don't care how sexy your ex was.
11. We absolutely do not care about how hot you think other girls are even if were not going out with you.
12. Even though you almost never are, we'll pretend that you're right sometimes.
13. Its not our job to make all the plans.
14. We understand that size doesn't matter.
15. We're not as shallow as you think we all are.
16. PMS is ALWAYS an excuse so get over it.
17. On that note, anything we say or do during that 4 days to a week each month cannot be held against us.
18. Tim McGraw IS hot, so get over it.
19. We like it when you say that you're sorry (even if its not entirely your fault)
20. The excuse "I can't dance" is absolutely unacceptable...we'll appreciate the effort.
21. Make fun of us...prepare to DIE!
22. The "little things" are really the biggest things
23. No girl just wants to be "your friend with benefits".
24. Don't smoke and expect us to kiss you, its gross beyond words.
25. We're sensitive.
26. When we trip and or fall, throw yourself upon the altar of sacrifice and humiliate yourself to make us feel better.
27. Don't lie to us...ever.
28. If we take the time to write you cute notes, write us back, we really like that.
29. Hold our hand!!!
~*~THE MOST IMPORTANT~*~
30. Dont ever just say I love you if you dont mean it. were not stupid and we can tell if you mean it.
31. At least 98% of you guys who are reading this REALLY should take our advice, it'll make your life a lot easier.

Both of these are cute, i just did not want to make 2 pages of things that girls wish guys knew lol.

50 Things Girls Wish Guys Knew..

1. dont tell us when you think other girls are hot.
2. whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
3. if you dont act like soap-opera guys, dont expect us to dress like Victoria Secret models.
4. mark anniversaries on a calendar.
5. there is no such thing as too much spooning.
6. we think about you all the time.
7. this is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
8. which also means that if we dont call, take the hint.
9. we like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
10. being able to make us laugh is so much more important than how much you can bench-press.
11. return favors: we massage, you massage; we go down, you go down; we shave, you shave.
12. foreplay is not an option . . . its a prerequisite.
13. we're allowed to be late . . . you are not.
14. eye contact is key.
15. dont take longer to get ready than we do.
16. laugh at our jokes.
17. three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty.
18. girls can be groupies. guy groupies are stalkers.
19. we never have to wonder if your orgasm was real.
20. do not start with us. you will not win.
21. would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? we didnt think so.
22. if you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.
23. we will never have enough clothes or shoes.
24. we have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month.
25. open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car.
26. we love surprises!
27. we liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue.
28. pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.
29. boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometimes . . . NEVER whitey-tighties!
30. clean your room before we come over.
31. always brush your teeth before you see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity.
32. when we use our teeth it means that you suck at going down on us, so we are just returning the favor.
33. even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are.
34. hit it and quit it, because later i'll be with you're best friend and he lasts for hours.
35. dont act hard around your friends because i wont make you hard tonight.
36. sometimes "NO!" really means "NO!"
37. "Wife Beaters" are not an adequate form of fashion.
38. if we wanted to be on video tape, we'd be a porn star not your girlfriend.
39. sensitive guys are great . . . but crying more than we do in a movie just isnt right.
40. dont let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough.
41. it takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.
42. guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman.
43. "Fat Chicks" have feelings too.
44. silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to . . . YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!
45. the excuse "I can't dance" is unacceptable . . . we'll appreciate the simple fact that you're trying.
46. just because a girl doesnt pick up on the first ring doesnt mean shes not waiting by the phone.
47. you dont have to spend a lot, if it means a lot.
48. dont say you love me if you dont mean it.
49. dont lie to us . . . we will catch you.
50. when the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best friends know everything about you.