She Says...
"Yes" = No
"No" = Yes
"Maybe" = No
"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious
by now
"Do what you want" = You'll pay for this later
"We need to talk" = You better listen to every word I say right
now!
"Sure...go ahead" = I don't want you to
"I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
"How much do you
love me?" = I did something today you're not gonna really like me for.
"Is my butt fat?" = Tell me I'm beautiful.
"You
have to learn to communicate" = Just agree with me.
"Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead.
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He Says...
"I'm hungry" = I'm hungry.
"I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy.
"I'm tired" = I'm tired.
"Do you want
to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to make out with you.
"Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to
make out with you.
"Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to make out with you.
"May I have this dance?"
= I'd eventually like to make out with you.
"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!
"You look tense, let me give you a massage"
= That way you will owe me one too
"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going
through now?
"I'm bored" = Do you want to make out?
"I love you" = Let's make out now.
"I love you too" = Okay,
I said it...we'd better make out now!
"Let's talk" = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and
maybe then you'd like to make out with me.
"Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other
guys.
