1.We can wear guys clothes... If they wear ours they get funny looks.
2.Our friends dont say hello to us by punching us on the arm!
3.Yea- PMS sux But at least we have a good excuse to chow down on chocolate for a week and be mean 2 people
4.If we're on a really big ship that happens to hit an iceberg, we'll probably get first dibs on a lifeboat.
5.We get the bigger apartment on Friends
6. Girl talk, You know how we just understand each other without having to explain stuff
7.We never have to stand at a urinal and have other girls stare at us
8.Dark circles under the eyes? A hickey? We can just cover them up with a little concealer. ( how do guys
live without that stuff?!)
9.We dont have to shave our faces. (ouch that must hurt)
10.We can jump around a lot and shake our hair and it looks like we know how to dance.
11. We have an excuse to **biotch** at ppl (PMS)
12.We get yummy chocolates and flowers from guys!!
13.We dont have to dowse our food in Tabasco sauce just to look tough
14.That whole circumcision thing!
15.When we get married we get to keep our own name or choose one that we like even better.
16.We dont have to deal with sideburns Whats up with those anyway?
17. At least one girl always survives in horror flicks
18.We never have to wear tighty-whities (or jock straps!)
19.Even if we are ugly we have make-up to fix it!
20.We can take stuffed animals to bed no matter how old we are
21.We dont have to wear tuxedos to the prom
22.Nose hair, ear hair, back hair- so not a problem for us
23.SLUMBER PARTIES! Guys just dont know how much fun those are
24.We dont have to worry about getting hurt, um, down there
25.That special bond we have with our moms-some day
26.We dont feel the need to slap our teammates butt when she makes a good play
27.Nobody makes fun of us for liking BSB Well almost nobody (i dunt tho)
28.Pick up lines They're not something we need to practice
29.We can get away with wearing platform shoes without looking goofy... ::COUGH COUGH::
30.We give really really good advice
31.On t.v. shows we're always the ones that have coolest supernatural powers
32.Dollhouse, Delia's, XOXO, Wet Seal,Deb,Rave,Charlotte Russe...
33.We can put cotton balls between our toes, paint our nails, and not feel the least bit silly
34.Daria and Lisa Simpson are girls
35.Bevis and Butt-Head arent funny
36.The coolest, sweetest songs and poems have been written about you
37.We dont have to sit on our wallets
38.And our wallets have a place for change
39.Its entirely possible that we will marry 1 of the guys from Simple Plan some day
40.Our lives do not revolve around ESPN Sports Center
41.We can wear dresses without getting really weird looks from people
42.Its not required that we learn how to spit when we are young
43.We are called tomboys, Boys are called girlie
44.Britney, Eve, Kathrine, Buffy, Josie and the Pussycats, Gwen
45.We have nicer handwriting than guys.
46.Our magazines have Horoscopes
47.We dont have to stuff boxers in our jeans.(How can that be comfortable?)
48.Female pro athletes arent overpaid egomaniacs(yet)
49.Girls with guy first names (like Joey) sounds cool but guys named Debbie arent much of a turn on
50.We look great in tank tops
